Housefly Concierge by Drifted Marketing Book a 30-minute call →
iMessage · Thursday 7:02 AM
Morning. You told a client you'd send a revised quote by Friday.
It's Thursday. Want me to draft it? Nothing goes anywhere until you say yes.
yes, draft it
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Ten people get to text Housefly first

Housefly is Drifted Marketing's own assistant. You text it like a person, iMessage first, and it learns your memory and your taste. The thread is illustrative, not a real member's.

The floorBehind the first door: what it does all day.

What it keeps track of

what am I forgetting this week
I keep four lists for you: what you promised clientswhat clients owe youa brief before every callyour inbox, your store and your ad numbers
Built to run a business, not to chat.

It speaks up first

Nobody asked. 4:41 PM
Something needs you before your next call.
You don't have to remember to ask. When it matters, Housefly texts you.

It never acts behind your back

Ready: send the revised quote from your email to your client.
Anything that sends, pays or changes an account is named in one sentence like that one, and then it waits.
Example only. On the page these buttons do nothing.

When it hits a wall

can you make the launch video too
That one goes to people.
Drifted's own team finishes jobs Housefly can't: design, video and outreach.

On the way through

Every loose end gets drafted, then handed back for a yes.

The next door is the vault. What it learns about you goes in there.

The vaultTen boxes, one per founding seat. One key each.

A box only you hold the key to

It learns your memory and your taste from every conversation, then locks that away. No other member, and no shared brain, ever sees inside your box.

Inside

Your memory and your taste, learned from every text.

Inside

What you promised every client.

Inside

What every client still owes you.

Inside

A brief, ready before each call.

Inside

Your inbox, your store and your ad numbers, read.

Inside

The thing that needs you, said before you ask.

Inside

Every send, payment or account change, waiting for your yes.

Inside

Drifted's own team, for the jobs it can't finish.

Inside

No ads. Nothing of yours for sale.

Inside

Your price, kept for life.

Ten doors, one per founding seat.Tap any door.
What you see
remember I hate calls before 11
What any other member sees
remember I hate calls before 11

When an assistant costs nothing, someone else is paying for what it learns about you. Here the only one paying is you, so you're the only one it works for.

No ads. Nobody buys your data, because it isn't for sale.

The last door

He comes out the other side with Housefly built in.

There are ten seats behind it.

Your seatBehind the last door: ten founding seats.
Founding depositHousefly Concierge · 10 seats

Solo

$3,000 a quarter

Operator

$6,000 a quarter
PaidUp front, each quarter.
KeptFounding members keep this price for life.
In returnA five-minute feedback call with us every week.

GapWhat separates Solo from Operator is not written yet. It goes here once Drifted decides.

From a member

A founding member's real thread goes here, shared with their permission. There isn't one yet.
when can I start
This week.
Book a 30-minute call →Ten founding seats. No payment link yet: we start on the call.